Woe to You Oh Earth and Sea for the Devil sends the beast with wrath because he knows the time is short Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number its number is six hundred and sixty six.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Because who hasn't wanted to assault Oasis at some point?

Sure, the guy is at an Oasis show, but as he has done something every metal-head has probably wanted to do for years, I officially dub him metal. Now get better taste in music.

Anyway, Cracked has some good tips on how to punch Noel Gallagher - or any other member of Oasis for that matter - in the face.

3 comments:

Kup said...

Notice the fist of metal 40 seconds in? Notice the Oasis dude doesn't look to retaliate until security has the metal lord under raps?

Horatio Gonzalez said...

"the metal lord" didn't even throw a punch! he pushed the faggy oasis guy! hopefully he said something very evil under his breath...

Kup said...

Come to think of it, that guy was more Glam than metal.